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Caffeine, and other (mis)adventures
on Apr 12 12:58 AM
In which our hero recounts his epic quests to devour that which fuels him, and other tales of tomfoolery and general idiocy.
Mom in law hit me with her car
on May 2 9:40 PM
Yes, she actually physically hit me with her car out of hatred and spite. This is a rant, a long time coming to a foul fucking individual.
If I wanted your opinion, I'd ask for it. STFU!
on Jan 25 12:43 AM
When your mother in law stays with you...
OH HEY LOOK IT'S JESUS AGAIN
on Jul 28 2013 6:14 PM
One super quick way to get your posts removed from my facebook newsfeed is to repost "LIKE IF U LOVE JESUS IGNORE IF YOU R MINION OF SATAN"-type bullshit.
Requiem for a vending machine
posted anonymously on May 5 1:37 AM
THAT'S ALL YOU'VE GOT???
on Nov 14 1:33 PM
Fucking hate my Mum
posted anonymously on Jun 13 10:07 AM
It's Time For Us To Come Together As Americans And Rally Around This Piece Of Shit We All Despise
on Jun 9 8:11 PM
Fucking boyfriends parents suuuuuck
on Mar 10 6:12 PM
Fuck you, you dirty old cunt.
on Feb 7 8:31 PM
what the fuck happened
on Feb 6 11:40 AM
Please do not come near me.
on Feb 5 1:20 AM
MY STUPID ASS BOYFRIEND AND SOME HOE
on Jan 30 8:28 PM
Celebrated Ignorance Part 2
on Dec 20 7:38 PM
Send Them a Check
on Nov 15 5:18 PM
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