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relationships Ehhh, shit
by nat on Jul 28, 2014 09:30:53 AM

My girlfriend's mother abuses her, but there's fucking nothing I can do about it.

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general my mum is a psycopath
posted anonymously on Jul 10, 2014 12:55:50 PM

I want my mum to die.

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general Aging
by The Gaborg on Jun 15, 2014 06:28:09 AM

No matter how philosophically you take the passing of time, it's surprisingly easy to become the paradigmatic grumpy old guy. And it happens seemingly overnight.

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relationships Stupid Breakup
by Social Dogma on Dec 28, 2013 08:50:32 PM

I try to be a good boyfriend but i have "weird" quirks that prevent any woman from staying with my scrawny ass. I'm not violent or contemptible, rude or ignorant. I am the kind of guy to spoil the shit out of my friends and especially any woman I like. I have just recently been thrown headlong into a situation that I believe will end, as so many of them do, with me being again single for an extended period of time.

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general Wasps
by grandtheftcondom on Aug 28, 2013 04:24:59 PM

AKA: Flying toxic nightmares

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vices/addictions Hey hey!
by chronkite on Aug 17, 2013 05:31:36 PM

It's time for my quarterly rant about how much I fucking hate alcohol!

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media "Dear Magic Fun Store,
by chronkite on Aug 1, 2013 05:17:39 PM

My name is Danielle Sload and I am a casting assistant for Ink Master, Spike TV's exciting tattoo reality competition series! We are currently casting for season 4 and would like to inform you and your staff that we will be holding an open casting call in Las Vegas!

Essentially, we are in search of those who have artistic and creative tattoo skills with an outgoing, dynamic personality! In this exciting series, highly skilled tattoo artists from around the country will compete in a high stakes competition for the chance to win a $100,000 cash prize and the coveted title of Ink Master.

I have attached a copy of our flyer that further details what we are looking for. Please feel free to post this on your website, send out to any list serve you may have or forward it on to anyone you think may be interested. Any help in spreading the word about our search would be greatly appreciated!"

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general I can't go to anybody about this rant, because it's about them. I guess I'll have to gfd this.
by nusschen on Jul 29, 2013 02:01:04 AM

Every individual in my family has some way of tightening my chest and tying my stomach into knots. Here are the barest facts:

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people We're lucky, you and I.
by chronkite on Jul 28, 2013 06:23:26 PM

I pull up to Circle K to get some cat litter and Matthew is there..he's looking thin and pale and his face is covered in scratches but he smiles when he sees me.

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religion OH HEY LOOK IT'S JESUS AGAIN
by chronkite on Jul 28, 2013 06:14:52 PM

One super quick way to get your posts removed from my facebook newsfeed is to repost "LIKE IF U LOVE JESUS IGNORE IF YOU R MINION OF SATAN"-type bullshit.

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