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general I will never understand.
by nub
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(don't mail me) on Jan 22, 2006 02:04:41 AM

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Women. WTF.
OK, you're gonna have to bear with me, I'm kind of drunk and annoyed.

Why is it that it's alright for a woman to say she's having a rough time getting over the last guy, yet she wants me to act like the boyfriend and be kind and shit? I already understand that it's somewhat of a long distance thing and destined to fail. However, I really do like her, and at least would like to get something out of knowing her. She gets in these moods where she gets depressed and thinking about her last love, and she doesn't want to talk to me or see me. I interpret this as me not measuring up to the last guy and she doesn't want to see me because it depresses her how low she's sinking. She says there's nothing I can do and it's not my fault, but that I'm amazing and whatever blah blah, but she won't fuck me yet. She's put off because I'm a virgin (I didn't tell her this, my asshole friend did.) and won't fuck me. She doesn't understand that it doesn't matter to me.

Whatever. I'll check this when I sober up and maybe fill in some details. Don't flame me, I'm just drunk and don't understand what the fuck is going on.

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    by egogg(1337@clownpenis.fart)
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    on Jan 22, 2006 02:08:04 AM
    blah meh and meh blah

    Perhaps I'll headline for more than 20 minutes next time I post a fucking story.
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      Luzer dunce
      by humantoilet
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      on Jan 22, 2006 09:24:00 PM
      hmmmmm, quite a predicament.

      i suggest get a haircut tomorrow first thing. then sober up.

      work out on the weights for a month or two then go and ask her on a proper date.
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    by bean
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    on Jan 22, 2006 09:40:29 PM
    Writing when drunk is never a good idea. All that comes out is emotional fragments of thoughts and whining. This is no exception.

    There have been numerous stories like this one. Boy wants girl. Girl obviously does not want boy. Boy needs a reason why and hangs around hoping to get a chance. Girl notices boy is willing to be used and abuses him for her emotional support while checking out his hot friends. Boy gladly accepts abuse and knows someday it will all pay off. Girl finally sinks her claws into some hot find and doesn't have time for boy. Boy writes a GFD about it.

    So grow a spine. Do what the last guy did and leave this harpy to her whining. No fuck is worth all that baggage. Figure out what your priorities are and go get someone that fits them.
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      or in Bean's case duncedunce
      by SouthernThunder
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      on Jan 22, 2006 11:22:37 PM
      Boy wants girl, girl wants it in ass, boy looks at ass and sees zaxon's face smeared all over her pooper. Boy pukes. Bean masturbates then pops the chlamydical and herpes infested twat up on a fake zaxon.
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      I am too retarded to think of a subject
      by nub(don't mail me)
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      on Jan 23, 2006 07:52:33 AM
      My story goes a down a little bit of a different path.

      This never started out as boy wants girl. It actually started out as her meeting me through a mutual friend. She drove the hour to meet me and we hit it off. We spent the weekend together partying, drinking, and other things. When she left, she took my number but I didn't get hers. I left it up to her if she wanted to continue what started. She called me the next day. We've gotten together here and there since then, and sometimes things happen, sometimes they don't. Really, it's a decent start to a decent relationship. Except she's one of those ones that has a hard time letting go. I think it's that rule of the female mind. The strength of the woman's attachment tp a man is proportional to the amount of an assbag the man is. By all accounts, this guy was an assbag of staggering proportions.

      At any rate, I know better than to expect a whole lot out of this. She's nice and yeah, I'd like to get to know her better, but I'm not some ignorant teenager acting on behalf of my testes. It's true that a fuck may not be worth all that baggage, but to my knowledge we haven't done that yet.

      My writing skills seriously decline at this late hour. Late for me, that is, working the night shift.
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    Mafia City H5
    by asunaxing(
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    on Sep 13, 2018 10:08:39 PM
    There are some issues that I've noticed and I'm late for major issues. I enjoyed the mafia mmorpg game so much I created many different accounts to keep me going for extra Parmesan everything else. B
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