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|The primaries have run their course; the presumptive nominee is decided. Some of us are very disappointed that our candidate did not make it to the end, but that is a moot point now. It's time to put our petty differences aside, and support the massive cocksucker we all wish would die in a fucking ditch.|
|I know what you're thinking: this is democracy! We should vote for the candidate we believe in, no matter what! The lesser of two evils is still evil! Yes, yes, in an ideal world that would be true. But our world is far from ideal. We need real solutions, and the reality is that now that the nominee is all but in the bag, we need to see past our differences and align to this fucking horrible, monstrous burning pile of human garbage.|
Remember, we're all on the same side here. We all believe in making a better world, changing the things we see as wrong, creating an America that benefits its citizens. There's no need for all this infighting! We should be working WITH each other, and developing strategies for how to best aid the god-awful, dick-biting fuckface we would all be too happy to hear fell off of a goddamn cliff.
Because you KNOW what will happen if we don't, right? The OTHER side will win! You don't want to be responsible for THAT, do you? Sure, our candidate is a baby-raping nightmare vomit stain with all the empathy of an empty fucking coffee cup, but that's certainly better than THEM!
Look, I get it -- you're mad because the candidate you wanted didn't get a fair shake. The media constantly favored the now-nominee, barely recognizing the other alternatives in the race. I'm not saying you're wrong, but there's not really anything we can do about it at this point, is there? So you may as well get in line behind the raging demon fuckstick hellbeast that will be leading our country into a mammoth society-ending trainwreck of tears and death.
I mean, what else are you gonna do? NOT vote? And waste your one and only voice in the political process? Don't be absurd. You'd be far better off getting with the program, and making plans to vote for the absolutely irredeemable ass-reaming shitsmear that, GOD WILLING, will be brutally murdered in the most slow and violent manner possible, because good holy Christ do we hate that fucking dickwad.
See you at the convention, buddy!