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general My Fucking God Damn Bitch Friends...
by Sukiari
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( on Dec 19, 2002 06:37:40 AM

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Why are people gluttons for self-punishment?
So I am a normal nerd dude. I have normal nerd friends. We hang out, drink beer, and collect and consume tiny christmas trees (wink wink nudge nudge know what I mean...).

So I have this buddy who was dating a girl. He thinks she's cheating on him, and does what he thinks is the natural thing. HE ASKS HER TO MARRY HIM!!!!!!!!! (me: WTF?)

So, they get married. It was a good wedding, with free chinese buffet and alcohol for me (the "best dude"). Things go okay.

Then, there is a sudden revelation. She leaves a dear John letter, and is gone. No word on why (to him at least). Well, from an ex of mine (who I am still friends with) I find out it was because her Kung-Fu teacher was teaching her a multitude of new FORMS. TECHNIQUES, if you will. He was sticking his fucking wang into the glory hole.

Who couldn't see that coming! My buddy (who is a big dick sometimes) treated her like a little girl - "Hey honey, for leaving that pan of rice on the counter for an hour you have THREE MONTHS of dish duty!" "Hey honey, even though you make 80% of the money in the couple, I want control of the checkbook!" "Hey honey, show your titties so he can judge if they're B's or A's for himself (How the FUCK did I become a titty expert all of a sudden???)!"

So, ultimately, my buddy is a big fucking dick. He still wonders to this day why his wife left him. I am almost tempted to grab his earlobes, smash my forehead into his and yell "Respect your woman, BITCH!"

Any clues on how to clue him in?

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