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Sorrow
by denim | (drew.vanzandt@gmail.com) | | on Jan 7, 2003 03:38:55 PM | (#3546) |
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I've been to the Macaroni Grill on the loop here, and damn I feel for you... those ARE, in fact, the worst uniforms I've seen in a coon's age, and having to sing to useless schmoes, and get nothing.... BAH!
--teh wun, teh onli, demin! |
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Well, if it's as crammed as you say
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The best response to the "you've lost our business" bitch is to gesture around in an indicitive manner and say, "do we look like we *need* your paltry business, fuckface?"
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...I work in tech support for an internet company. We constantley get customers threatening to leave us if we don't provide goddamn free PC consulting, the thing is they're telling the wrong person because I don't give a shit. I highly doubt that you say anything rude to your customers, but always have the urge. I could be wrong though. I just know from experience that if I say anything remotely wrong, I'll get shit from my supervisors. *sigh* I wish I could have a job that I could enjoy... |
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people want you to sing for them?

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wtf? they don't have those at Denny's. i never understood that kind of shit. who the hell wants someone singing to them while they eat?
i would gladly pay to have you stand at my table and allow us to throw food at you though. and i would tip you well for that  |
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especially that weird ass bread
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do you know that restaurant has nothing that does not have dead animals or oocytes or something in it? even plain pasta has eggs. and if you just ask for some of the pasta toppings (basically some "fresh" or canned vegetables", they'll charge you extra for more toppings while retaining the base price of the pasta. so for 10 dollars you get about 1/2 a cup of food. thanks guys. |
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I'm just imagining the expressions on such assholes' faces if the hostess were to break out in a particularly heart-rending performance of Bocelli/Brightman's "Time To Say Goodbye". I mean, if you get no tips for your singing anyway, that might at least give a little satisfaction.  |
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but apparently you can fry maccaroni. I went to TGI Fridays the other night and Fried Maccaroni is on the menu, alongside the fried green beans. |
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