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relationships I hate wishy-washy bi chicks
by mahfro
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( on Feb 7, 2003 01:44:25 AM

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I know she wants to bang me. I know it for a fact.
She told my friend, and she discreetly but unquestionably told me (me!) today. I know she wants me, because she talks to our mutual work friend constantly about how pretty she thinks I am, and how she thinks about me all night. I tell our mutual friend pretty much the same thing. When we are in a room together, the sexual tension is the closest thing I've ever known to the proverbial elephant in the room.
"So what's the problem?" you might be thinking. "Why can't you two hot chicks just fuck and get it over with?" The problem is, she has a boyfriend! And he's cute, but he's definitely not as cute as me. And he's kinda short.
And she insinuated to our mutual friend that this was not an exclusive relationship, that she would be willing to get it on with yours truly. But to me, she told a different story, one about faithfulness to your partner, one I did not want to hear at all. One that sounded like a load of horseshit.
So what will I do about it, you might ask. I'll tell you what I'm going to do. I'm hanging out with her tonight, and I'm getting her drunk, and if all goes as planned, I'm going to have a happyfuckingjoyjoy (tm) story to write tomorrow. And according to her, this type of thing has never before strained her long relationship with said boyfriend. So I get to (hopefully) get laid, (hopefully) guilt-free.
Wish me luck.

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    WORD Up!
    by GFDman(mike at godfuckingdamnit point com)
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    on Feb 7, 2003 01:58:34 AM
    Slip that beyatch some roofies, get her all liquored up, and take advantage of that fine poontang! ... Be sure to film it, though. Sounds like the premise for a hit primetime reality series! (AM I BI OR NOT)

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    Well, at least you're straight about it (so to speak)
    by GMFTatsujin(Ask and ye shall receive)
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    on Feb 7, 2003 10:14:34 AM
    Admitting you just want to fuck is the first step to fucking.

    But I certainly don't see any problem with you ripping apart an established relationship so you can get your jollies this evening. I mean, shit, it's not like you have to care about her life or anything -- she's just a walking slit, right? And oh! how she walks. There's nothing like finally nailing a crack with a pulse to justify your animal urges, which really are a beautiful thing of nature to be celebrated and not, like, just a couple moments of gratification followed by confusion and heartbreak with a resentment chaser.

    I don't know why more people don't think like this. Who cares if you never see her again! You'll always have Paris. Go for the hole! Go for the hole!

    Thanks for not holding up any pretensions of "why doesn't she care about me like I care about her" bullshit. In that way, this post is a refreshing change.

    Otherwise, you're still a loser.
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    I get this eerie feeling
    by Gribble
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    on Feb 7, 2003 12:52:22 PM
    that you respect straight relationships about as much as many straight people respect gay unions.

    If we're ever going to move past the society where people think they have the right to tell other people who they can or can not fuck based on something as nebulous as gender (ok, now I said gender, not sex, which is a different thing entirely. Gender is the self-perceived sexual identity of the subject in question, not the secondary sexual characteristics of said subject) then we've got to hold everyone to that standard. If you want the ability to choose your own sexual partners without judgement, you've got to give others that support too, even when you think they're wrong.

    On the other hand, let's face it - if this woman chooses to sleep with you while she's in a relationship, that's just the kind of woman she is. Good choice that. Eh, but what does it matter - you're not looking for love, right? You can go down the salty river with nary a care for the future...
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    Jesus Christ, finally! thumbs down
    by mahfro(
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    on Feb 8, 2003 12:38:27 AM
    I have riled up gfd. Sure, it took some lying, some pretense about things I would never do! I got GMFTatsujin to call me a loser, Gribble to talk about respect in relationships. My story was more fantasy than anything, but boy, I sure am glad I got some people angry.
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    Hell hath no furry.
    by fuckeddoctor
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    on Jul 18, 2007 06:17:51 PM
    Who are you trying to convince? Us, her or yourself?
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